Job fun
This job is funny, there hasn’t been a single day where peoples head isn’t on fire
Database failure,
Hdd failure,
App server failure,
Web server failure,
And now max connection failure
I wonder if I am an albatross
Keloran
RSS
Client: “My site is down. What did you do?”
Me: “Well, I haven’t done anything in a while. Can you get to Google.com?
Client: “No. Why did you take Google down too?”
New Job
Wahoo new job acquired, working in the city, and even better with a 47% payrise
If you want “yes men”, hire managers
If you want people who know what they are talking about, hire staff
Developers don’t need managers
- Self
Hermione makes very good cakes
Mass deaths
Has anyone noticed that the places that most Mass Deaths of animals is happening, is in the bible belt, surely that’s a good indication god isn’t happy with people praying at him and going to his house constantly, rather than he’s upset with the rest of the world
Mad TaxMan
As everyone in the UK knows, VAT has gone up, but did you know the things you can pay tax on ??
for example, Sanitary Towels (lady products) are tax free, Honey bees are tax free, but here is the mad part, Bumble Bees have VAT, that’s right if you purchase Bumble Bees (who would do this exactly, since honey bees can also pollinate and don’t have VAT) then you pay 20% tax on them
If life is such a mystery, how come we all know how it ends
- Self
Mail parser
Well I need to re-write the mail parser so that it can do attachments better, and parser the text/HTML areas separate
Reminds me of work
Client: “I want the website finished by tomorrow.”
Me: “Sorry, tomorrow is Christmas and I’ll be with my family tonight and tomorrow.”
Client: “Do I look like Santa Claus? Get it done.”
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